Frequently Asked Questions

This is, in actual fact, one of those “if you don’t know already, we’re not gonna tell you much” kinda things. The Cuddlefish Club is a private tropical oasis, nestled between the Rio Grande and the Sandias. Mermaids and pirates roam freely… we’re part beach bar, part spa, and part BBQ pit with a dash of swinger’s club. That last part’s a joke… OR IS IT?

Shh… you’re harshing the mellow. It sounds like you’re too high-strung to join us…

There’s always a little somethin-somethin’, because guests BYOB and share. Like any good guest, show up bearing contributions. (And don’t try to drink if you’re underage.) Be cool. Just be cool… bring a pineapple, and a bottle of rum.

You can try the contact page. We have very fast wifi, but little inclination to check messages… we mostly use it to steam music and watch movies in the hot tub. ;-P